Certificate of Death:
a Darker Shade of Purple.
As anyone who has been here more than once in the past 2 years will notice, not much has changed. I had great intentions, but it never happened.
Also, sadly most of my original files have been DESTROYED by a certain server we'll just call geocities.
This is just another step in my attempt to remove myself from the internet-- which is more evil than TV and also degenerating to the point of death quite rapidly.
Instead, I give you the surviving potions AND MORE in the form of the One-Stop Saturn Shop.